Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Damn -- That Makes Me Mad!

There are quite a few things that make me mad, so since today's the blog day, you have to hear about them...
  • People who park in my driveway without asking.
  • Men who wear too much cologne.
  • Women who put on perfume to go work out.  Look, we know you didn't shower, lady, but your perfume makes it worse.
  • When my DVR cuts off just before the end of The Voice, the game, or The Shahs of Sunset.
  • People who flaunt their priority status at the airport.  Get over yourself -- we're all going to get there at the same time and I may just park my butt next to yours and dab on some more perfume...
  • When food items don't have an expiration date.  How do I know if my alfredo sauce is going to kill me tonight?
Yes, these things all make me mad, but in the grand scheme of things they are "First World Problems" (as my friend and co-worker Vanessa Fuquay likes to say).

Will you get mad -- really mad -- with me about these?
  • People who abuse children.
  • People who treat children like property.
  • People who belittle their dreams.
  • People who put themselves first.
Who's with me?  Let's get mad together.

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